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Cone-ing
Contrary to Planking, Cone-ing doesn't invovle getting dirt all over your body parts and looking like a fool... ok maybe it involves the latter. Either way, you'll just have to see for yourself. At the very least, it represents a beacon of joy for fast food workers.		 Planking
Sure, it was funny for about the first ten times but after awhile its inherent pointlessness left us wanting more. Couple that with the fact that all the major media outlets jumped on the "viral sensation" immediately and you've got yourself another played up fad. 
Normal Politicians
Can't we just have ONE politician who doesn't act like a complete goon behind closed doors? Twitter and narcissistic politicians just don't mix.		 Anthony Weiner
My how hard the previous left-wing superstar has fallen. Bonus points for living up to your creepy namesake but you're a congressmen, not a 16 year old soccer player.

Not Getting Ripped Off
Sure, downloadable content can be great, but why reward those who pre-order a game? Just because your pre-release analytics look better doesn't mean you're not effectively turning off hosts of bitter gamers who frown upon your sleazy tactics.		 Downloadable Content
The news that Battlefield 3 will feature downloadable content that players can only get when they pre-order the game has sparked widespread anger from Reddit and other online forums.
Sofa Bike
The only method of transportation that actually comes close to the Dad from the Nickelodeon show, Roundhouse.		 Any Other Form of Transportation
Why stand when you can sit? Why sit on anything other than a sofa when presented with the opportunity?
Roger Ebert Phone App
For the most part, Roger Ebert will never lead you astray when it comes to film choices. Also, his wit and Chomsky-like commentary is refreshing without being too pedantic.		 Rotten Tomatoes
Though the online aggregated film review was once dear to our hearts, we can never forgive any review site that give Thor a 77%.
Using Your Legs
When the disgustingly hot weather subsides, force yourself to walk to your errands. That way, even if you're lugging cases of beer or shitty food, you're still getting a work out. Also, better for environment (and your wallet).		 Using Your Car
As much as we love our cars, our daily drive through the city has become more about teaching other people "lessons" on the err of their ways and less about reaching a destination.
QuickForget.com
Need to send someone your email password, credit card number or biggest secret? Put 'er here, then set it to self-delete after however many views/minutes you need.		 Facebook Overshares
People are idiots. Don't put your cell phone number or address on Facebook unless you want a stalker. Also off-limits: lovey-dovey cooing and "I love you" wall posts that make the rest of us want to vom on a real-life wall.
Standing Desks
When one of our co-workers crafted a standing desk out of milk crates, we laughed. When he upgraded to an Ikea structure and bought a mat for increased traction, balance and back support, we realized he was onto something.		 Sitting Desks
Unless you're sitting on a stability ball or a custom recliner, you're not doing it right.


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