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Scranton Strangler
Apprehended by the fictional Scranton Police Department right outside of the Dunder Mifflin offices. Fictional mass- stranglers are always best.
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Kensington Strangler
We hate criminals in general, but criminals who prey on unsuspecting women? Just don't let Antoine Dodson catch wind of your antics.
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Stop Drunk Texts Application
If you're completely lacking in the self-control department, download this nifty little application to limit direct contact with those who you have a tendency to harass while on a bender. To deactivate it, you'll have to crunch numbers, unscramble words or count the number of tiny lines of your screen. Genius.
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Drunk Texting
We've all been there. You wake up to a slew of text messages questioning your whereabouts/mental state/safety, only to find that you've pounded your friend/co-worker/guy you just started dating with meaningless drivel that may have sealed your lonely fate on the "do not respond to" list. Whoops.
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Cliff Lee
He chose Philly over those no-good New Yorkers, despite a pay cut and harsh criticism from pretty much every other team in the MLB. Also, he rocks.
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Jayson Werth
Washington can have our hand-me-downs. Now that we've got R2C2, he's just not Werth the Phils' money.
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Tim & Eric's Chrimbus Special
If you haven't seen Tim and Eric's Chrimbus special, then you're missing out on the most twisted holiday celebration since Pee Wee Herman. It's sort of like dropping acid and drinking one hundred Red Bulls at 6am on Christmas morning. Also, Tairy Green has given it his seal of approval.
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Every other Holiday Special
Every other "special" pales in comparison, as it is most likely lacking the one and only James Quall. Also, we disapprove of Mariah Carey. Though we always anticipate the status updates regarding her "All I want for Christmas is You", we're more excited about her baby weight than we are her swelling octive range and... face. |
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James Franco
He made us swoon on Freaks & Geeks, cracked us up in Pineapple Express, then single-handedly gained credibility and admiration from pretty much everyone with his performance in 127 Hours and Howl.
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Nicolas Cage
We liked him in Adaptation but lost all faith in his acting career after Ghost Rider. Also, he blamed his agent for his financial troubles but something tells us it had more to do with the numerous 20 million dollar castles he bought. |
24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road to the
NHL Winter Classic
We love the no-holds-barred look into the lives of not one, but two established hockey teams on the road to the Winter Classic. Though we're no fan of either squad, we love seeing Ovechkin speak English.
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Hard Knocks
As someone who allows their mental state to fluctuate in direct response to the Jets' performance, it's hard to see people using an HBO documentary to legitimize everything from their newfound fandom to the whole "hype" behind the young team.
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DamnYouAutoCorrect
Almost everyone can relate to these stories of auto corrections gone wrong; plus, there are screenshots--so we tend to believe they're true. Our favorite here.
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TextsFromLastNight
Though the vast majority of these posts provide us with a laugh, we can't get off of our skeptical high-horse long enough to believe that even half of them are legit.
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