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Although we’re way past Judgment Day, when Skynet was prophesized to become self-aware and enslave the human race, an increasing number of technologic devices seem to be becoming sentient each year. This is especially clear when one examines the power Google yields through cataloguing the entire world’s secrets, desires and hidden dreams. Yes, it’s starting to seem like the days when humans controlled computers and not the other way around are coming to an end.

But before we become merely carbon-based husks whose only purpose is to acquire the planet's diamond reserve to fulfill the will of the Overlord Google, let’s take a quick look at what Google thinks of us now. Who knows, one day we may all look back and laugh as we recall the time before The Great Google Rapture over a hot cup of nrzak in our life sustenance pods.


   


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Chris Lipczynski
A Temple University graduate, Chris Lipczynski's love affair with Philadelphia has afforded him an intimate knowledge of even the darkest recesses of the city. Interesting facts about Chris include: he is an avid redditor, his family hails from the deep south (Philly) and he has never eaten a candy apple.
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