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Although we’re way past Judgment Day, when Skynet was prophesized to become self-aware and enslave the entire human race, an increasing number of technologic devices seem to be becoming sentient each year. This is especially clear when one examines the power Google yields through cataloguing the world’s secrets, desires and hidden dreams. Yes, it’s starting to seem like the days when humans controlled computers and not the other way around are coming to an end.
But before we become merely carbon-based husks whose only purpose is to acquire the planet's diamond reserve to fulfill the will of the Overlord Google, let’s take a quick look at what Google thinks of us now. Who knows, one day we may all look back and laugh as we recall the time before The Great Google Rapture over a hot cup of nrzak in our life sustenance pods.
The Expected
What's the Deal with...
Everyone Knows Androids Can't Dream
Apparently, McNabb Doesn't
We Tend to Agree
We're the New Brooklyn- Take that Hipsters!
Yikes...
If You Have to Google it, Yes!
Google Knows, but Why Would it Tell You, Mere Mortal?
Well, No One Else Does
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