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It's the first week back at work after what we'd all hoped would be our time to secure both the World Series spot and a somewhat-coveted (but not much deserved) leg-up in the NFC East. Unfortunately, between the antics of the overly aggressive Sanchez (who fights with Utley?) and the freak of nature that is Kenny Britt (225 receiving yards, are you kidding?), we sadly felt short. Aside from booing, moving onto a new sport or simply giving up, Philadelphians have one last option: drowning their sorrows. Here is our top list of spots for you to forget about the post-season and boycott the World Series just like the rest of us sore losers. And don't blame Howard, we hear 2011 is our year, anyway.

Fado
For starters, it's largely a soccer bar. This means you're likely to run into people who are more captivated with the whole Wayne Rooney situation than they are with whatever is happening with the MLB, NHL and that "other" kind of football. Check them out for $5 appetizers during happy hour - and a solid draft selection featuring brews like Boddingtons and Stella.

Sidecar Bar & Grille
One of our favorite low-key spots in Philly, Sidecar is known for having the music turned a bit high and the lights turned super low. But it's exactly what we need when we're trying not to think about the World Series tickets that we won't be buying on StubHub. Grab a plate of the pretzel-encrusted chicken fingers and an unassuming pint of Budweiser.

Bishop's Collar
Situated on the corner of 24th and Fairmount, Bishop's is one of those neighborhood-y spots where people go when the liquor cabinet has gone dry; which, after this weekend, we're betting many have. Go there for the strong cocktails and the no-frills beer list. If you must order food, stick to the chicken fingers or buffalo wings - we've never been that impressed by their other dishes.

Alfa
Maybe it's the bottle service (ahem, only $20 for wine and champagne on Tuesdays) but few places make us feel quite as bubbly as Alfa. Check the chalkboard for your name - you can purchase drinks for friends who took the low road and are holed up watching re-runs of Hard Knocks on their couch. We usually go for the I heart Chase Utley (granny smith apple and cranberry-infused Cosmo) or just a Stella draft.

Lucky 7 Tavern
It's cash-only, so keep that in mind before you go traipsing in there with your plastic. Unlike some pubs in this neck of the woods, the food is impressive - especially when it comes to brunch. Stop by to watch college football (always a good crowd). Be sure to ask the bartender about that time he had to wear a Dallas jersey after losing a bet.

Locust Bar
On our first visit, we thought Locust was nothing more than a gross little place that still allows people to smoke. While the latter part is true, we changed our tune quickly once we experienced the glory that is Tuesday night Quizzo. This neighborhood mainstay (albeit packed with Hipsters on any given night) provides fast service, a solid selection of jukebox music and an ever-interesting rotation of patrons.

Ten Stone
A favorite of those who frequent the G-Ho area, Ten Stone is good for everything except 10pm on a Friday night - because that's when it turns into one of those spots that'll earn you a DB badge on FourSquare. Stop in for the Hoegaarden and Leffe on tap, then dive into the filet mignon cheesesteak or spicy turkey reuben. Also good for brunch, especially when you're nursing a nasty hangover and a case of the blues.


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Tips For Getting Over The Loss(es)

- DON'T WALLOW. We're the country's toughest (and most hated) fans for a reason.

- FOCUS ON YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE. Even though the Birds are down on their luck, you're probably smiling if you had Akers gaining you 15 fan points this week.

- DON'T SKIP THE FLYERS. You may think regular season hockey doesn't excite like post-season baseball does, but they're winning - and they'll probably still be winning come May.

- ROOT FOR THE RANGERS. We do not want to see marker-beard flashing a World Series ring.

- TWO WORDS: COLLEGE BASKETBALL. March Madness always comes quickly. Do yourself a favor and brush up on your bracketology before the rest of your friends.

- STOP BLAMING HOWARD. Despite being on the disabled list, he still had over 30 home-runs and 100 RBI's this season. He also pulled the highest average (for the Phils) during the Giants series and, let's face it, is not going anywhere anytime soon.

- BASH NEW YORK. Remember that the Yankees lost their series and the Mets sucked for most of their season. That should give you a little bit of a boost.

- DON'T READ this article.

- WIN TICKETS here for the Eagles game against the Colts. We'll be coming off of a bye week with Vick back in his place as starting QB.


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